A Little C

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A stinky mini-fart who snores like a donkey and takes naps like they’re going out of style. If you wake them, they’ll scream like a banshee and throw everything in sight like it owes them money.
My cousin A Little C slept through a fire alarm and threw a shoe at me for waking him up.
A Little C napped during my entire math test and then yelled at me for stepping on his toe.
I tried to tell him a joke, but he fell asleep mid-sentence and kicked a chair into the wall.
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It’s that gross infection Chlamydia, and it’s like your private parts are on fire and covered in cheese.
My doctor told me I had A Little C and said it felt like my pants were melting.
I got A Little C from my crush and now my butt feels like it’s been dipped in lava.
My sister got A Little C and now she’s too embarrassed to wear shorts.
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Tiny people who all start with C and act like they own the place. They’re loud, rude, and love to make a scene.
My little cousin C came in and yelled at the TV like it was his enemy.
At the mall, a group of A Little C’s blocked the exit and started a dance battle.
My teacher got annoyed when A Little C started singing the alphabet backwards during math class.
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