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A stinky mini-fart who snores like a donkey and takes naps like they’re going out of style. If you wake them, they’ll scream like a banshee and throw everything in sight like it owes them money.
My cousin A Little C slept through a fire alarm and threw a shoe at me for waking him up.
A Little C napped during my entire math test and then yelled at me for stepping on his toe.
I tried to tell him a joke, but he fell asleep mid-sentence and kicked a chair into the wall.