a little bird told me

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Somebody whispered in my ear, but I won't say who it was or else I'll get my ass kicked.
A little bird told me you're cheating on your mom.
A little bird told me you stole my lunch money.
A little bird told me you called my dog a f***ing idiot.
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I got the dirt from someone who knows everything, but I won't spill the beans or I'll be in deep s***.
I got the dirt from someone who knows everything and said you're planning to take over the world.
I got the dirt from someone who knows everything and said you're eating my sandwich.
I got the dirt from someone who knows everything and said you're gonna fail the test.
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A friend told me, but if I say who it is, they'll f***ing murder me.
A friend told me you're gonna fail the test and also steal my snack.
A friend told me you're eating my sandwich and also cheating on your math quiz.
A friend told me you're planning to take over the world and also call my dog a f***ing idiot.
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