1 write this on your mug and then go cry in a Walmart Expand I put that on my mug and now I hate my lifeMy mug is so ugly it should be exiledI bought it on Amazon and I regret it forever + Examples
2 put this on your mug and then go eat a whole pizza in silence Expand My mug is so bad I need food to surviveI wrote that on my mug and now I’m sadI bought it and my soul died + Examples
3 write this on your mug and then yell at the sky Expand I wrote that on my mug and screamed at the sunMy mug is so bad it made me yellI bought it and now I’m angry at the universe + Examples