A list celebrity

A list celebrity is a washed-up ex-reality star or barely talented actor who still thinks they're hot stuff, even though their fame expired like last year's gym membership. They chase interviews like a dog chases a car, and show up to events they weren’t even invited to.

A C-list celebrity is someone who thinks they're famous, but no one else does. They’re the ‘famous for being famous’ type, and will throw a hissy fit if they can’t get the Pizza Hut buffet at 5pm.

A Z-lister is a desperate nobody who thinks they're a celebrity. They’ll do anything to get noticed, like shouting their name in third person or screaming at paparazzi like they’re in a horror movie.

A D-list celebrity is someone who became famous just by posting selfies and random videos online, and still thinks they’re important. They have zero skills, but they’ll tell you they’re a genius.

A C-lister is someone who doesn’t know they’re not famous, and thinks everyone else is wrong. They act like they’re important, even when they’re just showing up to a party in a hoodie.

A celebrity who is famous just for uploading videos online is someone who thinks they’re a star because they post random videos. They don’t have any talent, but they’ll tell you they’re a rockstar.

A celebrity who has aids is someone who is famous, but also has a disease that nobody wants. They’re the kind of celebrity who will tell you they’re famous, even if they’re also dying.