A Liquid

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To spill someone’s blood like they’re a damn punch bowl.
He got liquidated because he talked too much.
She liquidated him for not texting back.
He liquidated her because she didn’t like his laugh.
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Something so good it makes your brain explode and your pants fall off.
That burger was liquid.
That movie was the most liquid thing ever.
That pizza was so liquid, I cried.
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Paper money and coins, the real stuff, not that fake credit card nonsense.
I had zero liquidity and had to borrow five bucks.
She had a bunch of liquidity and I had none.
He had liquidity, and I had a debt.
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The two drinks that make your night go from okay to holy hell, gas for your car and something that makes you forget your own name.
I needed gas and a 40 to survive the night.
No gas, no alcohol, no party.
Gas and liquor, that’s the liquid life.
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So wet or slippery it feels like your shoes are made of syrup and your brain is melting.
That floor was so liquid, I slipped and fell in a lake.
That sauce was liquid, I couldn’t walk after that.
That floor was like a greasy pig’s butt.
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LSD in its most liquid, most messed up form, it’s like a rainbow in a bottle and it will ruin your life.
That liquid was so good, I forgot my own name.
I took that liquid and now I live in a house made of balloons.
That liquid was so bad, I had to go to therapy.
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When you dump someone so fast it’s like they’re a broken toy you throw in the trash.
She liquidated him for no reason, he was fine.
He liquidated her because he had a new crush.
She liquidated him because he talked too much.
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