A Liot

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A liot is a total mess when London gets robbed so bad they steal letters and it all goes to hell.
The liot was so bad the whole city was covered in chaos and stolen mail.
During the liot, people threw bricks at the post office.
The liot happened when the postman got mugged by a gang of punks.
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A liot is someone who baits others into trouble with their dumb jokes and bad decisions.
My liot friend dared me to eat a whole pizza in one bite and I failed.
The liot said the sky was falling and now I’m stuck cleaning up.
My liot convinced my dog to run away and now I’m out $200.
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A liot is a hot guy who makes your heart skip a beat and your pants feel tight.
That liot walked into the room and I forgot how to breathe.
My liot friend’s crush is my teacher and it’s so embarrassing.
I saw a liot on the train and now I can’t stop thinking about him.
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A liot is a gay guy who loves poop so much he uses it as lube and smears it on his lover.
My liot cousin used poop as a love language and it was gross.
The liot at the gym used poop to flirt with the guy next to him.
My liot friend’s idea of foreplay is a poop smear.
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A liot is when a bunch of people run like crazy all together, like a pack of mad dogs.
The liot ran through the park like they were being chased by cops.
My liot friends ran away from the cops and got a free pizza.
The liot sprinted through the street and left a trail of chaos.
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A liot is when someone skips work so much they might as well be paid to stay home.
My liot coworker skipped work 10 times last week and got a raise.
The liot didn’t show up for work and now he’s the boss.
My liot friend’s boss gave up and just let him quit.
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