a lionel

A Lionel Blair stare is when someone gives you the nastiest look, like they just saw your mom eat a sock. It’s the kind of stare that could make a grown man cry and a toddler throw up.

A Lionel is a guy who acts like he’s fine, but inside he’s screaming. He’ll help you out like a champ, but when it’s his turn, he’ll say 'I’m good' and then proceed to break down in the shower.

When Harry Styles says 'a Lionel,' he means he’s smashed, like he drank the entire bar and then started talking to the bartender’s sister.

A Lionel is the best human ever, like the kind of person who can solve your problems with a smile and a side of snacks.

A Lionel is like a train, but it's not just for kids. It's the cool, fast, and sometimes expensive version of a toy train. Some people think it's just for kids, but they’re wrong.

A Lionel is a man who’s smooth, like he’s got a velvet hat and a side of snacks. He’s the type of guy who can make any girl feel like she’s in heaven.

To get Lionel (messy) is to drink until you’re a mess and start doing things that make sense only to you, like dancing in the grocery store or crying in the middle of a street.