A Lil Off The Top

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What you tell your barber when you want a little snip off the top, but you still look like a fool.

A Lil Off The Top, bro. Don't make me look bad.

I said A Lil Off The Top, and now my head looks like a salad.

A Lil Off The Top? Man, I just wanted a little trim, not a haircut.

What you tell your barber when you know he's gonna give you a bad haircut, but you still say it anyway.

A Lil Off The Top, and I swear I'm gonna get a full head of hair.

A Lil Off The Top, and I'm gonna end up looking like a fool.

A Lil Off The Top, and I'm gonna have to go back next week.

What you tell your barber when you're begging for mercy and he's just gonna destroy your hair.

A Lil Off The Top, and I'm gonna look like I got hit by a brick.

A Lil Off The Top, and I'm gonna have to wear a hat for a week.

A Lil Off The Top, and I'm gonna look like a dog that got run over.