Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The dreamy, easy life that every drunk, lazy, and greedy person hopes to have someday.

I'm gonna be rich and never work again

I'm gonna drink all day and eat cheese

I'm gonna have a pool and a dog named Biscuit

2

The perfect life that only exists in the heads of people who can't handle reality.

I imagine myself living in a mansion with no chores

I think I can just sit on a couch and be rich

I daydream about not having to pay rent

3

A life where you never clean, never work, and always have snacks.

I want to eat snacks all day and never leave my room

I want my life to be like a snack commercial

I want to snack and sleep and never do anything else

4

The ultimate life that every person who has ever spilled a drink wants to live.

I'm gonna live in a mansion and never clean

I'm gonna spill wine and not care

I'm gonna drink and never work again

5

The perfect life that only exists if you’re rich, drunk, and don’t care about anything.

I’m rich and drunk and I don’t care about anything

I just want to drink and not work

I want to be rich and never have to do anything

6

A life where you have everything and never have to do anything.

I have everything and I don’t do anything

I want to be rich and never have to work

I want to live in a mansion and never clean