Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

It's a store that makes such bad ads that people throw eggs at the TV.

I saw the Lidl ad and I wanted to cry.

That ad made my dog laugh.

I watched it and my brain died.

2

The second cheapest store you can go to, right after Aldi. Their knockoffs are okay, but they're still trash.

I went to Lidl because I couldn’t afford Aldi.

Lidl is like Aldi’s cousin, but with more shame.

I bought a fake brand there, and it still sucked.

3

A word used to describe something that is super low quality, like a Lidl product. It’s basically a joke.

That shirt is a Lidl.

This cereal is a Lidl.

That energy drink is a Lidl.

4

Before you start roasting me, have any of you actually been to Lidl and tried the food? I shop there because it's good, not because I'm cheap.

You lot think I’m cheap, but I’m just smart.

You don’t know the quality of Lidl’s turkey.

You slag it off but you’ve never tried the cereal.

5

A supermarket that sells stuff so cheap you could steal it and still have money left to buy a burger.

I stole 10 bags of chips and still had £2 left.

Lidl is so cheap, I could rob it and still eat.

The produce is so bad, it’s like stealing.

6

A German company that wants to take over the world. Their products are so cheap, they might as well be free.

That shampoo is so cheap, it's like it's free.

Lidl's own brand is like it's given to you.

You don’t pay for it, it just happens.