Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny amount of weed, like the crumbs you leave on the couch after you eat a whole bag of chips.

Yo, I only got a lid of weed, so don't expect me to get high enough to fly.

I asked for a lid, but this is like a speck of dust compared to what I wanted.

My mom says a lid is like a snack, not a meal.

2

The worst kind of friend, like when you're having a party and they forget to invite you, then go to the store and buy ice cream.

My ex is a lid, she didn't invite me to her party and then went to get Ben & Jerry's.

My best friend is a lid, she had a party and didn't even tell me about it.

That guy is a lid, he had a party and I didn't get a text.

3

When you’re so high you look like a zombie, and your eyes are trying to escape your head.

I ate a whole bag of weed, and now I look like a lid.

I’m so high I’m a lid, and I can barely walk.

My friend is a lid, he’s been high for three days straight.

4

A flat can that holds about an ounce of weed, like the old Prince Albert can that your grandpa used to smoke out of.

My dad used to smoke out of a lid, it was like a relic from the 60s.

I found an old lid in the attic, it was like a time machine.

That lid is ancient, it probably held more weed than your grandpa.

5

A person who messes up radio signals like they’re playing a game of telephone with a bunch of monkeys.

That guy is a lid, he talks over the radio like he's trying to annoy everyone.

My friend is a lid, he sends out signals so messed up it's like a disaster.

That lid messes up the radio more than my mom messes up my dinner.

6

One ounce of weed, like the amount of weed you need to get high enough to forget your own name.

I got a lid of weed, and I forgot who I was.

That lid is enough to get you high enough to dance on a table.

My friend got a lid, and he’s been high all day.

7

When you're trying to explain how to open a jar to your starfish friend, who looks like they just got dropped from the sky.

I tried to explain how to open a jar to my starfish friend, and it was like trying to teach a dog to fly.

My friend is a starfish, and I had to explain how to open a jar like it was a foreign language.

I tried to open a jar with my starfish friend, and it was like a conversation between two broken phones.