A lickout man

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A lickout man is someone who acts like they own the whole world and everyone else is just there to suffer
You’re a lickout man if you yell at a waiter for bringing the wrong drink
He’s a lickout man because he talks to the ceiling like it’s his best friend
She’s a lickout man for giving you the side eye when you spilled coffee on her dress
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A lickout man is a human who thinks they’re god and everyone else is just a stepping stone to their glory
He’s a lickout man because he took the last chip from the bag and then yelled at you for not bringing more
She’s a lickout man because she doesn’t know how to say sorry and just blames the dog
You’re a lickout man if you swear at the traffic light and then laugh at yourself for it
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A lickout man is someone who would kick a puppy just to prove they’re tougher than it
You’re a lickout man if you cussed at the barista for making a mistake
He’s a lickout man because he took your seat and didn’t even say sorry
She’s a lickout man for throwing her phone at the wall because the battery died
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