A LIAM LACON

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A Liam lacon is a weeny little kid who breaks stuff in his town like it’s his job, he wears baggy tracksuits and cheap shoes, and either has a poxy friend with a bad habit or a smelly leather jacket.
He broke the local shop window just to see the shopkeeper cry.
He got caught trying to light a fire in the library.
He threw a chair at the bus driver and got a detention.
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A Liam lacon is a skinny weakling who goes around smashing things in his town, he looks like he came out of a secondhand clothes bin, wearing tracksuits and shoes that don’t match, and he’s either with a drunk friend or a smelly jacket.
He threw a bottle at the postman and missed.
He broke a lamp just to prove he could.
He tried to burn down the park and got a scolding.
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A Liam lacon is a twig-like kid who breaks everything in his town like it’s his hobby, he wears faded tracksuits and old shoes, and he’s either with a loutish friend or a grungy jacket.
He kicked a vending machine and got free chips.
He broke a door just to get out of the classroom.
He threw a book at the teacher and got sent to the office.
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