A (Letter)

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The first letter of the alphabet and the reason why people still think the word 'ass' is a real word.

Bro why you still use the letter A? You know it's just a fancy ass way to say 'ass' right?

My teacher said A is the first letter and I said 'so what? It's still just a big fat A'

A is the only letter that makes me think about the word 'ass' every time I see it.

A letter that is so important it gets used in words like 'ass', 'apple', and 'abortion', because why not?

A is the best letter because it's in 'ass' and 'apple' and 'abortion', all of which are important words.

I like the letter A because it's in 'apple' and 'ass', both of which are important to me.

A is the letter that starts everything, even your ass.

A letter that people use to write things, even though it's just a simple shape that looks like a fat guy.

That letter A is just a fat guy with a belt on, why is it so important?

The letter A is just a blob with a line, why do we even use it?

A is like a guy who took a nap and woke up looking like a letter.

When a millennial sends a letter to someone but acts like they are doing something cool instead of just writing on paper.

I mailed a letter to my ex, it was the millennial version of breaking up with someone.

I sent a letter to my mom, I guess that counts as being cool now.

I sent a letter and called it 'a millennial move', I'm not sure what that means but it sounds cool.

An ancient way of sending messages that most kids today think is the same as texting, which it's not.

My grandpa used to write letters, it's like the ancient version of texting.

Letters are like the original version of texts, and they're way less convenient.

I don't know how people used to communicate with letters, it's like texting but slower.

When you get so mad at a fraternity or sorority that you fuck one person for every letter in their name, just because.

I had to fuck three people because the fraternity was called 'Delta Tau Delta', that's three letters, that's three people.

I got fucked once for being in the 'Alpha' chapter, it was fair.

The sorority had six letters, I got fucked six times. That was a long night.

The stuff that comes in the mail box and it's like the mail is trying to kill you, it explodes every time.

My mail box is like a bomb, it explodes every time I open it.

I got so much mail that my mailbox looked like it was about to blow up.

The mail box is so full that it's like a tiny volcano, and it explodes every time.