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A guy with a peen so tiny it’s like a fart in a hurricane.
Bro, you're a leon man. Your peen is smaller than my grandma's nose.
You try to flex, but it’s like a shrimp tried to do a burpee.
I looked at your peen and my brain shut down.
A leon man
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A man so peenless, he thinks a cockroach is a compliment.
You walked into the room and the cockroach said, 'That’s a leon man.'
He saw my peen and cried like a baby.
You’re so peenless, you can’t even beat a mouse.
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A man with a peen so small, it’s like a drop of pee in a pool.
Your peen is smaller than my lunch break.
I saw your peen and I almost quit my job.
You’re a leon man. You can’t even make a decent sandwich.