A legit dialogue

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When two people scream at each other about something that’s not even important.

Why is the pizza crust burnt? I asked for normal crust! You’re a monster.

You said you’d bring snacks. You brought chips. What even is this?

I didn’t miss the bus. The bus missed me. You’re a disgrace.

When two people talk like they’re in a fight but it’s just a normal conversation with a lot of swearing.

You think you’re cool? I’ve seen cooler people. You’re a dweeb.

I didn’t say you were ugly. I said you were average. You’re just mad because I’m right.

You’re not a legend. You’re a legend in your own mind.

When two people have a big yelling match about something that’s barely worth it.

You spilled my coffee. It was a perfect coffee. You’re a fool.

You said you’d be here at 8. It’s 9. You’re late. You’re a lousy friend.

You called me a weirdo. I’m not weird. I’m just different. You’re a weirdo.

When two people argue about something so tiny it’s like they’re both losers.

You used my towel. It was a good towel. You’re a thief.

You didn’t text me back. I’ve been waiting forever. You’re a ghost.

You said I was messy. I’m not messy. I’m organized. You’re a mess.

When two people go at it like they’re in a battle, just over something stupid.

You took my last candy bar. I was going to eat it for breakfast. You’re a candy thief.

You forgot my birthday. I was going to throw you a party. You’re a forgetful friend.

You said I was loud. I’m not loud. I’m passionate. You’re a quiet person.

When two people argue like they’re dying, but it’s just about something dumb.

You called me a weirdo. I’m not weird. I’m just creative. You’re a weirdo.

You didn’t invite me to the party. I was going to bring the snacks. You’re a party crasher.

You said I was late. I was just running. You’re a time waster.