A Leelander

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A guy who gets completely wasted and randomly shoots harpoons into a crowd every day like it’s a normal thing

Bro I saw Leeland at the mall today. He shot a harpoon into the food court. I think he got a free taco.

Leeland came to my birthday party and harpooned my cousin. He said it was a surprise.

Leeland was at the gym and harpooned the guy on the treadmill. He didn’t even flinch.

Leeland is the most gay guy in the world and everyone knows it

My friend told me Leeland was at the mall and cried because he saw a gay couple. I believe it.

Leeland tried to flirt with my teacher and got sent to the office. He was crying.

Leeland saw a rainbow and started sobbing like it was the end of the world.

When you sneak up behind a friend and pinch their balls so hard they scream

I did a leeland on my brother and he screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops.

At school, I did a leeland on my crush and he turned red.

During lunch, I did a leeland on my mom and she threw a sandwich at me.

A hot guy who hits on everyone but is too dumb to get a girlfriend because he’s always cheating on them and only white guys can be Leelands

Leeland was flirting with my sister and she said no. He just walked away and cheated on her with my mom.

Leeland hit on my friend’s girlfriend and then cheated on her with his mom.

Leeland is the only white guy in the school and he’s the biggest simp.

When someone’s penis is so big it’s legendary and everyone wants to see it

My friend saw Leeland’s penis and cried. I think he’s still crying.

Leeland showed his penis to the whole class and my teacher gave him detention.

I asked Leeland if I could see his penis and he said no. I cried.

A guy with a tiny penis so small it’s almost invisible

My friend called Leeland a micro-dicked man and he cried.

Leeland’s penis was so small it disappeared when he sat down.

Leeland tried to show off his penis and it was smaller than a pencil.

When you take a shit between someone’s pillows, mattress, and box spring and leave it there for everyone to smell

Leeland took a shit between my sister’s pillows and she screamed. It was so bad.

Leeland did a leeland on my friend’s bed and now he won’t sleep there.

I walked in on Leeland doing a leeland and it was the worst thing I’ve ever seen.