Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A leech is a vampire for real. They suck your blood dry and don't even say thank you.

@leech123: I'm not a vampire, I'm a leech. You're just my snack.

DM: You're my blood bank. Don't even think about leaving.

Post: Leeches don't feed off blood. They feed off your patience.

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A leech is someone who takes everything from you and never gives anything back. They're like a thief with no shame.

Comment: You took my notes and my lunch. I'm gonna haunt you.

Text: You copied my essay and got an A. I got a D. Classic leech move.

Tweet: My friend took my idea, my style, and my brain. I'm a walking leech.

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A leech is a fake friend who uses you for all your stuff. They're like a beggar with a smile.

DM: I'm your best friend, but only because you're rich.

Post: My leech friend took my clout and left me with nothing.

Comment: You used me to get popular. Now you're gone.

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A leech is someone who takes everything from you and never gives you anything back. They’re like a freeloader with a bad attitude.

Text: You took my snacks, my drinks, and my respect. You're a leech.

Comment: I gave you my last dollar, and you took it like it was nothing.

Post: My leech friend took everything and left me with a headache.

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A leech is a fake friend who only sticks around until someone better comes along. They're like a gold digger with no brains.

DM: You were my best friend until that new guy came along.

Comment: My leech friend left me for a better leech.

Post: I was the best friend. Then he left for someone richer.

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A leech is someone who downloads everything from you and never gives you anything back. They're like a bandwidth hog with a bad mouth.

Comment: You took my file, my bandwidth, and my patience.

Text: I gave you my full HD. You took it and left me with nothing.

Post: My leech friend downloaded my entire life and left me with a virus.

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A leech is someone who takes everything from you and leaves you with nothing. They're like a parasite with a bad attitude.

DM: You took my help, my time, and my patience.

Comment: I helped you, and you left me with nothing.

Post: My leech friend took everything and left me with a broken heart.