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When you leave something at your lover’s place so you can go back just to get it, even if you have to beg.
I left my phone there. Now I have to go back and ask for it.
My socks are at her house. I’m gonna have to go back just to get them.
I left my favorite shirt at his place. I’m gonna have to go back just to get it.
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When you sleep with someone and forget to take your clothes, like your underwear, and then you have to go back just to get them because you’re too lazy to leave.
I left my pants on his floor. Now I have to go back just to get them.
Her bra is on my ceiling fan. I have to go back just to get it.
I left my boxers at her house. Now I have to go back just to get them.
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When you sleep with someone and you leave something behind, like your clothes, so you have a reason to go back and get it.
I left my bra at his house. Now I have to go back just to get it.
I left my shirt at her house. Now I have to go back just to get it.
I left my pants there. Now I have to go back just to get them.
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When you take a dump and don’t flush, you’re being a total ass and making the next person deal with it.
I took a dump and didn’t flush. Now the next person has to deal with it.
He didn’t flush. Now the whole bathroom smells like his breakfast.
I took a dump and didn’t flush. Now the next person is going to be mad.
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When you get so wasted you forget your life and end up becoming a 5%er, like you’re not even real anymore.
He drank so much he became a 5%er. Now he’s not even real.
She got so wasted she became a 5%er. Now she’s not even real.
They drank so much they became 5%ers. Now they’re not even real.
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When you start drinking a drink and don’t finish it, and someone yells at you to finish it even though they’re not actually saying it.
He started a drink and didn’t finish it. Now someone’s yelling at him to finish it.
She had a drink and didn’t finish it. Now someone’s yelling at her to finish it.
They started a drink and didn’t finish it. Now someone’s yelling at them to finish it.
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