a laydown

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A total pushover, someone who lets you take advantage of them like they're made of money and don't know what a bargain is. No guts, no brain, just a doormat.
"I ain't no laydown!" He was a total laydown.
She let him rob her blind and still said thanks.
He let his momma call him a laydown in front of the whole block.
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A bomb drop from a plane that hits you like a truck and makes the ground shake like it's got a headache.
The laydown hit the city like a drunk man with a sledgehammer.
That laydown shook the whole neighborhood and woke up the sleeping dog.
He said it was a laydown, but it felt like a hundred laydowns.
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When you lie down for just a minute to catch your breath after running like you’re being chased by a bear.
After that sprint, he took a laydown like he was a dog with no energy.
She did a laydown so fast, even the clock was tired.
He took a laydown like he just ran a marathon and got hit by a bus.
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A customer who lets the salesman rip them off like they’re a fool and don’t know what a discount is.
He was a laydown and paid full price like it was a gift.
She let the salesman talk her into buying a car like it was a laydown.
He was a laydown and didn’t even question the price.
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A block so wild it looks like the defender got hit by a tornado and landed on top of the person blocking them.
That laydown was so wild, even the ref was confused.
He did a laydown that made the defender look like a broken doll.
That laydown was so good, the crowd went crazy.
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When a hooker falls asleep on heroin and someone pulls her dress over her face and she still doesn't wake up, and your butt is so wide it looks like it's about to burst.
He pulled the dress over her face and her butt looked like it was about to explode.
She was out cold on heroin, and someone pulled the dress over her face like it was a prank.
That laydown made his butt look like it had a life of its own.
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