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When you dump your poop in someone's mouth and then slap them so hard their face turns red
You dropped your poop in my mouth and hit me like a donkey.
I ate your poop and you hit me like I was a kid.
You gave me a poop sandwich and then hit me with a punch.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A girl so smart she could make a math teacher cry, so sassy she insults your mom, and so weird she thinks a sock is a good breakfast.
Lauren said my math was worse than a donkey’s dance.
She insulted my mom and called her a potato.
She wore a sock and called it her favorite meal.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The most popular girl who laughs at your jokes, even if they’re about her ex, and will save you from a burning building just to make you look cool.
Lauren laughed at my joke about her ex, even though it was mean.
She saved me from a fire just to make me look cool.
She’s the most popular and will help you even if you’re annoying.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A girl with the face of an angel, the laugh of a madman, and the heart of a warrior who would fight for you even if you were a complete waste of oxygen.
She looks like an angel but laughs like a madman.
She fought for me even though I was annoying.
She is beautiful and would save you from a monster.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The smartest, most gorgeous, and sometimes the most annoying girl who will tell you the truth even if it hurts and will save your life if you need it.
She told me the truth even though it hurt.
She saved my life and called me a waste of oxygen.
She is smart and gorgeous and sometimes a pain in the neck.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A girl who laughs at your jokes, even the bad ones, and would run into a fire just to make sure you’re safe and still alive.
She laughed at my terrible joke.
She ran into a fire just to save me.
She’s the best friend who would die for you.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The most beautiful girl in the world who doesn’t care what people think and will laugh at your worst jokes and even save your life.
She is the most beautiful and doesn’t care what people say.
She laughed at my worst joke ever.
She saved my life and still called me annoying.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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