a laugh and a 0.5

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A laugh and a 0.5 is when something is just barely funny enough to make you snort, but not enough to make you cry or throw something.
My dog ate my homework, but it was only a 0.5.
The teacher said I failed, but it was just a 0.5.
My mom called me lazy, but that was only a 0.5.
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A laugh and a 0.5 is like when you see something so bad it’s almost good, but not quite.
That movie was a 0.5, I almost fell asleep.
My dad’s joke was a 0.5, I almost cried.
That test was a 0.5, I almost quit.
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A laugh and a 0.5 is when you're laughing, but you’re also like, 'this is barely worth it.'
That meme was a 0.5, I didn’t even share it.
My friend’s face was a 0.5, I almost laughed too loud.
That math problem was a 0.5, I almost cried.
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A laugh and a 0.5 is when something is so average it’s almost boring, but you still chuckle.
That pizza was a 0.5, I didn’t even finish it.
That game was a 0.5, I almost gave up.
That song was a 0.5, I almost skipped it.
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A laugh and a 0.5 is like when you're trying to be funny, but you're just barely getting there.
My joke was a 0.5, no one even laughed.
That video was a 0.5, I almost closed it.
That dad joke was a 0.5, I almost groaned.
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