A last hope

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When you're jacking off and realize you've got nothing to grab and you just start splooging all over whatever is closest like a feral animal.
I was jerking off in my math class and had to spray my calculator.
My dog walked in and I exploded on his head.
I had to go to the store and my pants were soaked from my last hope.
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Prod, Sinatraa, Thwifo, and Shroud are like the kings of the last hope, but they’re just four guys who hang out and flex online.
Prod posted a video of him eating a whole pizza and it was my last hope.
Sinatraa said he could bench 200 and I believed him.
Thwifo got a 100 on his math test and I cried.
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When a goth girl lets a guy take over during sex and he goes from kissing her mouth to her snatch like he’s switching between two different people.
My neighbor’s girlfriend let her boyfriend switch from her lips to her snatch and I saw it from my window.
My cousin’s boyfriend did that and she screamed like a banshee.
My friend’s guy friend switched from her mouth to her snatch and she fainted.
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