A Lasse

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Lasse is the hottest motherfucker in the whole damn universe. Just looking at him makes you want to rip your clothes off and start grinding on his face like a feral animal.
Lasse walked into the room, and I instantly fell to my knees and started begging for his attention.
My friend saw Lasse and immediately started crying and whispering, 'I wish I was him.'
I tried to ignore Lasse, but his face was so good I had to go kiss him in the middle of the hallway.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Lasse is just a girl, but a really good one. Like, the kind of girl that makes your brain explode with jealousy.
My mom said I was a Lasse, and I instantly felt like I needed to go fight her for it.
I asked my teacher if I was a Lasse, and she said I was the worst one ever.
My crush told me I was a Lasse, and I immediately started crying and hiding in the closet.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Lasse is an old fancy word for a girl, but it sounds way cooler than 'girl' and makes you feel like a legend.
My history teacher called me a Lasse, and I instantly felt like I could beat up anyone.
I told my friend I was a Lasse, and he laughed so hard he fell out of his chair.
My grandma said I was a Lasse, and I thought I was about to get a Nobel Prize.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Lasse is the most awesome guy ever. He’s so smart, he could probably calculate the exact time it takes for a pizza to get hot and still beat you at video games.
Lasse paused a game for me, and I cried like a baby because he was so kind.
I asked Lasse for help with my math homework, and he solved it in two seconds and still beat me at Fortnite.
Lasse got an IQ of 9000 and still took time to help me with my spelling.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Lasse is a super pretty girl, the kind that could make a boy cry and then instantly forget why he was sad.
I saw a Lasse and instantly forgot my own name.
My friend met a Lasse and started crying because he was so beautiful.
I tried to ignore a Lasse, but she was so pretty I had to go kiss her.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Lasse is your favorite person, the kind that would pause a game just to talk to you and never tell anyone your secrets, even if they offered you a million dollars.
Lasse paused a game for me, and I cried because he was so awesome.
Lasse told me his secret, and I instantly promised I’d never tell anyone.
I told Lasse my biggest secret, and he just smiled and said, 'I’ll keep it safe.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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