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A giant sausage with tape stuck on it like a dirty old man's tool
My uncle brought that thing to the family reunion and no one forgot it
I saw it in the trash and I almost cried
My mom used it to beat my brother and it worked
A large mobi wiener with tape
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A meaty monster with tape slapped on it like it was a punishment
My friend's dog ran away with it and came back with a broken leg
I used it to start a fire and it screamed
It was in my lunch and I threw it at the teacher
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A sweaty weenie with tape like it had a bad breakup
My brother used it to prank my dad and it was glorious
It was in the pool and it floated like a sad sausage
I tried to eat it and it came back to haunt me