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To suck a cock so hard you’re dizzy and it feels like you’re gonna puke.
I saw him do it in the lobby of the mall.
He did it during a Fortnite match and didn’t even notice.
He did it in front of his mom and it was glorious.
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A long, saggy butt that farts so loud in bed it wakes up the whole neighborhood.
He farted so hard the nanny cried.
He farted during a Zoom call and no one spoke for 10 minutes.
He farted in the middle of a math test and got sent to the principal’s office.
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A brainless meathead who plays Fortnite like it’s a life-or-death battle.
He got killed by a rabbit and it was embarrassing.
He spent 30 minutes building a wall and it got destroyed in 5 seconds.
He tried to build a rocket and it exploded in his face.
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A cock-sucking, dumb-ass scientist who thinks he’s the next Einstein.
He sucked a cock and called it a ‘scientific breakthrough.’
He tried to invent a time machine and it just made him sleepy.
He thinks Fortnite is a real war and he’s the general.
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A sexy, hot guy who can sweep your girl off her feet just by blinking.
He walked by and my girl swooned.
He said one sentence and my girl forgot her name.
He looked at her and she dropped her phone in the toilet.
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Three guys who will do anything for him just because he’s cute.
They followed him to the mall and got kicked out.
They tried to buy him a car and he just said ‘no thanks.’
They showed up at his house with pizza and it was awkward.
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A pretty boy with a perfect personality who makes your life better just by being in it.
He made my girl cry happy tears.
He bullied me but I still love him.
He kissed my girl and it was beautiful.