Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A faggot so gay it’s like he was born in a faggetry factory and never left. He’s got no chance of ever being straight again.

He walked in and the room went silent. It was like the gay gods had blessed him.

He texted me a photo of himself in a glittery shirt and said, 'This is my new look.'

He tried to pretend he wasn’t crying at the drag show. He failed.

2

The funniest, sweetest, most annoying guy. You can’t help but laugh at his dumb jokes, even when you want to punch him.

He told a joke so bad it made me cry. Then he laughed at me.

He cried when I told him I didn’t like his new haircut. I felt bad.

He sent me a heart emoji at 3 AM and said, 'I miss you.'

3

A hot guy who loves to be dirty and has a body that will make you forget your own name. He’s also a good lover and a boss at leading.

He walked into the room and I forgot my own name. I’m not even ashamed.

He said, 'I’ll make you feel good,' and then he did.

He was the best at leading the group through a football game. No one questioned him.

4

He was the best thing in your life until he just stopped. Now you’re left with a broken heart and no idea what went wrong.

He told me he’d always love me. Then he ghosted me. I still don’t get it.

He was the one who made everything okay. Now everything’s a mess.

He said he’d never leave. Then he did. I still haven’t forgiven him.

5

A cute guy who needs love and will do anything to make you happy. He’s cheesy, sweet, and always there for you.

He gave me a rose and said, 'I love you.' I cried. He was so cute.

He cried when I was sad. I felt bad.

He said, 'I’ll always be there for you.' And he was.

6

The guy who will make you laugh and cheer you up. He’s great at football and fun to be with.

He made me laugh so hard I fell off the couch. He was amazing.

He scored a goal and I screamed. He was the best.

He’s the guy who makes everything better. I love him.

7

Tough on the outside but soft on the inside. He loves animals and will do the right thing even when it’s hard.

He said he’d protect me no matter what. I believed him.

He cried when the dog got sick. I felt bad.

He tried to be funny and failed. But I still laughed.