Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone pulls a lance, it's like they're trying to look cool but it's just sad and awkward.

Bro pulled a lance and it looked like he was trying to fight a chicken.

My cousin did a lance and it was like he was trying to impress his ex.

At the party, he did a lance and it was the worst thing ever.

2

A nice center greasy long uncut hair parting, like a hairline that’s been in a war.

My uncle has a lance and it looks like he’s been in a grease fight.

She has a lance and it’s like a greasy river in the middle of her head.

His lance is so greasy, it’s like it’s got a life of its own.

3

Lanc is a place in Pennsylvania, but it's also the name of a guy who's probably drunk and wearing socks with sandals.

Lanc is the town where my uncle lives, and he’s always drunk.

Lanc is the place where the best pizza is, and the worst decisions are made.

Lanc is where my cousin went, and he came back with a beard and a hangover.

4

A sexy shobert, like a hot guy who also loves to dance and is probably really into karate.

That guy in the gym is a sexy shobert.

She asked me out because I was a sexy shobert.

He’s a sexy shobert and he also does karate.

5

A Lance is a boy who's got a lot of problems, but he’s also got a lot of charm and can be really annoying.

That Lance I dated was a mess but he was also super cute.

My friend’s Lance is always sad but he still makes me laugh.

That Lance at school is so annoying but also really cool.

6

A Lance is someone who’s got a lot of friends but they also like to be alone, which is kind of weird and also kind of cool.

That Lance at school is friends with everyone but he also likes to be alone.

My cousin’s Lance is super friendly but also super weird.

He’s a Lance and he’s got a lot of friends but he also likes to be alone.

7

A born badass, like a guy who’s got the confidence of a lion and the smile of a rockstar.

That Lance in my class is a born badass and he’s also a rockstar.

My friend’s Lance is a born badass and he’s also a lion.

That Lance at the party was a born badass and he was also really cool.