a Lake

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A Lake is someone who thinks they're perfect and can do everything. They’re hot, nice, smart, and can play any sport like it's a game show. They’re basically the human version of a god who also has a side hustle as a gym rat.
"You’re a Lake? No wonder I lost to you in basketball, chess, and my grandma’s cooking.", @basketball_nerd
"If I was a Lake, I’d have a trophy for every sport, and my exes would be jealous.", @hot_guy_with_trophies
"My friend is a Lake. He even knows how to do the dishes like it's a competition.", @lazy_brother
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A Lake is a beautiful person with big dreams and a tiny patience. They’re fun, smart, and can make you feel like the best version of yourself, unless you’re their ex, and then they’ll make you feel like a used towel.
"My Lake friend turned down a million dollars to stay single. I respect that.", @rich_friend
"She’s a Lake. I asked her out. She said yes, but then asked me out too. I’m confused.", @love_struck
"My Lake cousin cried when her pet goldfish died. I cried when she told me about it.", @sad_cousin"
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A Lake is the guy who makes you laugh until you cry, and then he’ll buy you ice cream. He’s loyal, honest, and has a face that can make the moon jealous. But if he’s not your girl, he’s just a total flirt.
"My Lake crush texted me, ‘I’ll be there in 5 minutes, or I’ll drive there in 5 minutes, either way I’m there.’", @crush_text
"My Lake friend proposed to his girlfriend. Then I proposed to my dog. He laughed so hard he cried.", @dog_proposer
"He’s a Lake. He even kissed my mom. I felt like a betrayed kid.", @bros_before_hos"
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When someone proposes a great idea, they had a Lake. It's like when you're on a data high and you think you can solve the world’s problems with just one spreadsheet and a coffee.
"He had a Lake and invented a new sport. Now we all have to play it.", @spreadsheet_god
"My boss had a Lake and now we all work 100 hours a week. I still don’t know why.", @overworked_employee
"She had a Lake and now my life is a never-ending Zoom call. I’m out.", @zoom_hater"
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Lake: verb. To mess around, play dumb, and act like you're not doing anything. It’s like when you’re doing homework, but you're also pretending you're not doing homework.
"I was Laking with my friend, and now I got a D on my math test. I’m not sorry.", @lazy_student
"My mom caught me Laking instead of doing my chores. She gave me a time-out. I cried.", @time_out_kid
"He was Laking during the meeting. Now he’s fired. I’m proud of him.", @work_friend"
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Lake is slang for something that’s good, fun, or just plain awesome. It’s like when your mom’s cooking is so good, it’s like a Lake of joy in your mouth.
"That pizza was a Lake. I ate it, and now I feel like a god.", @pizza_god
"Her party was a Lake. I danced, I laughed, I forgot my ex.", @party_kid
"My job is a Lake. I get paid, I get snacks, I don’t care about anything else.", @happy_worker"
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A Lake is someone who’s not sane. They’re either being silly or they’re mad. Either way, they’re a pain in the butt and they’ll probably throw a tantrum if you say the wrong thing.
"My Lake cousin threw a tantrum because his goldfish didn’t like him. I cried.", @sad_cousin
"She’s a Lake. She yelled at the mailman because he didn’t say ‘hello’ to her.", @mailman_hater
"He’s a Lake. He got mad because I said ‘I like pizza more than you.’ He cried. I won.", @pizza_king"
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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