A Laetitia

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A tiny, angry human shield who will punch you in the face if you mess with her friends. She’s basically a mini-angry mob in a dress.
She blocked the whole class just to protect me from the principal.
She threw her juice box at the kid who called her a dwarf.
She fought three guys at lunch because one said she had bad hair.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A tiny human shield who loses her mind when people annoy her and will go all out to defend her friends. She’s basically a tiny fury machine.
She yelled at the teacher for giving her friend a time-out.
She tackled a kid in the hallway for making fun of her.
She screamed so loud the cafeteria shut down.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A sweet, brainy girl who makes your day better and will laugh at your dumb jokes. She’s the kind of friend who will cry with you and then punch your enemy for you.
She comforted me when I failed math and then drew a mustache on my teacher’s face.
She stayed up all night helping me with homework and then texted me a meme at 3 a. m.
She made me laugh so hard I forgot I was sad.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A super cool mom who knows how to handle her kids and her kids’ enemies. She doesn’t care if people talk trash about her. She’s got style, brains, and a great sense of humor.
She told my brother off in front of the whole school.
She dressed up for parent-teacher night like it was a party.
She gave my dad a nickname that made him blush.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A hot European girl with a brain and a body. She’s super fun, and she’s got a great sense of humor. She’s the kind of girl who will laugh at your jokes and then kiss you in the hallway.
She texted me a naked photo and a math problem at the same time.
She made my crush blush by teasing him in front of everyone.
She gave me a hug and then told my teacher I was sick.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The kind of friend who’s like a sister. She’s kind, smart, and will do anything to help you feel better, even if it means punching your enemy or eating all the cookies.
She cried with me when my dog died and then ate my entire cake.
She stayed up with me until 3 a. m. to help me with my project.
She drew a mustache on my teacher’s face because he was mean.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A perfect friend who’s not too fat, not too skinny, and everyone wants to be her friend. She’s smart, kind, and looks good in any outfit.
She got every guy in the school to text me and say they liked her.
She passed the test and then texted me a funny joke.
She got the guy who insulted her to apologize in front of the whole class.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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