a la Wayne

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A fake hero who thinks he's tough but has no powers and just beats up bad guys because he has no life.

Batman is just a rich guy who fights crime because he has no friends.

My uncle is a la Wayne because he wears a cape and throws punches at the mailman.

That kid in my class is a la Wayne because he thinks he's Spider-Man and tries to save the school from lunch duty.

A guy who wears a mask and beats up bad guys like it's his job, even though he’s not magical or anything.

My dad is a la Wayne because he wears a ski mask and fights the neighbor’s dog every weekend.

That guy in the park is a la Wayne because he has a stick and yells at pigeons.

My teacher is a la Wayne because she fights the principal every Friday.

A man who thinks he's cool and beats up criminals even though he's just a regular guy with a weird outfit.

Batman is a la Wayne because he wears a bat suit and fights crime like it's a hobby.

My brother is a la Wayne because he fights the school bully with a spatula.

That man in the grocery store is a la Wayne because he fights the cashier for the last candy bar.