A La Paul

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A La Paul is when you act like a total jackass who thinks he’s the king of the castle and women are just there to suffer through your nonsense. It’s like a curse from the gods, and Greeks got it handed to them like a free gift.
My cousin tried A La Paul at a bar and ended up getting thrown out because he wouldn’t shut up about his ex.
My mom says my dad does A La Paul every time he sees my aunt.
My friend’s boss does A La Paul in meetings and no one dares say anything.
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A La Paul is when you treat women like they’re your personal servants and expect them to take your crap without complaint. It’s like being born with a middle finger and a loud mouth.
My neighbor does A La Paul every morning and yells at the mailman like he owes him money.
My sister’s boyfriend does A La Paul at dinner and won’t stop talking about his video game.
My teacher does A La Paul and talks about her cat like it’s the most important thing in the world.
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A La Paul is when you act like you’re the only one who matters and expect everyone else to be impressed by your nonsense. It’s like having a loud mouth and no brain.
My brother does A La Paul at family dinners and won’t stop talking about his dog.
My coworker does A La Paul and thinks he’s the best at everything.
My friend’s dad does A La Paul and yells at the TV like it’s his enemy.
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