A LA MAX

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A La Max is when you’re so full you could explode like a piñata at a birthday party and it’s all because of French-Canadian food.
I ate 10 poutine and now I’m A La Max.
My cousin tried to fit three maple syrup pancakes in his face and he’s A La Max.
After that 12-slice pizza, I’m A La Max and I might throw up on the bus.
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A La Max is like being so French-Canadian you start speaking in French and English at the same time while eating a bag of chips.
I’m A La Max and I just yelled ‘Poutine’ in English and French at my mom.
My friend tried to talk to me in French and I responded in English and we’re both A La Max.
I’m A La Max because I ate a whole bag of chips and I’m speaking like a broken translator.
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A La Max is when you’re so French-Canadian you think your lunch is a religion and you’re going to heaven through food.
I’m A La Max and I just prayed to the god of poutine.
My brother said his chicken poutine was a holy meal and he’s A La Max.
I ate so much I’m A La Max and I think I just died and went to food heaven.
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A La Max is like being so full you feel like a balloon that’s about to pop and it’s all because of Montreal’s love for food.
I ate so much I’m A La Max and I feel like I’ll pop like a balloon.
My mom told me to stop eating and I’m A La Max now.
I just ate three big meals and I’m A La Max and I might burst.
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A La Max is when you’re so French-Canadian you think your lunch is a superpower and you’re going to conquer the world with food.
I ate so much I’m A La Max and I’m going to conquer the world with poutine.
My brother said he’s A La Max and he’s going to conquer the school with his chicken poutine.
I’m A La Max and I feel like I can take on the entire city with just a bag of chips.
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