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Getting a follow from someone who’s both famous and annoying as hell.

I got a follow from the president. He probably just wants to roast me.

My crush followed me. Now I have to pretend I’m not a total loser.

The CEO of a company I hate followed me. This is war.

When a big shot notices you and adds you to their list of people they think are cool.

My mom’s boss followed me. Now I have to be perfect at family dinners.

The guy who owns the taco truck followed me. I’m not ready for fame.

My crush’s crush followed me. I’m now the punchline of a joke.

Being noticed by someone who’s rich, important, and probably thinks you’re a joke.

The billionaire followed me. I probably just got a follow from the future.

My teacher’s ex followed me. Now I have to act like I’m not a kid.

The guy who made my math test followed me. This is personal.

Getting followed by someone who’s popular, rich, and probably laughs at you behind your back.

My crush’s dad followed me. Now I have to be rich or get roasted.

The guy who makes the best pizza followed me. I’m now a pizza celebrity.

My mom’s coworker followed me. I’m now the most important kid in the office.

Getting a follow from someone who’s famous, rich, and probably thinks you’re a total dweeb.

The president followed me. He’s probably just wasting his time.

My crush’s crush’s crush followed me. I’m now a triple threat.

The guy who runs my school followed me. I’m now the school’s favorite dweeb.

Getting followed by someone who’s big, rich, and thinks you’re a joke.

My crush’s dad’s dad followed me. Now I have to be rich or get roasted.

The guy who makes my lunch followed me. I’m now a lunch celebrity.

The billionaire who hates my mom followed me. This is a family feud.