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At Camp Hoover, a l a s r means you’re stuck with your best friend forever, and if you ever try to leave, someone else will come and drag you back.
'I’m leaving now!' 'A l a s r, buddy.'
'I’m gonna go smoke a whole pack.' 'A l a s r, you’ll be back in five minutes.'
'I’m gonna go find a new friend.' 'A l a s r, you’re still stuck with me.'