A k.Z. problem

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A friend zone so bad it makes your life a nightmare. Every time they see a girl, they forget you exist and turn into a lovesick idiot.
He saw a girl at the mall and completely ignored me for 3 days.
He texted me: 'Hey, I’m gonna go talk to her. See you later.'
He ran into the store just to say hi to a girl I didn’t even know.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When your friend acts like you're not even there. They're so obsessed with girls that they forget you're their best friend.
He said, 'I need to talk to her. You can go home.'
He waved at a girl across the street and completely forgot I was there.
He texted me: 'I'm in love. You're just a background character now.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The worst kind of friend zone. They see a girl and suddenly you're invisible. They're like a dog chasing a bone and you're just stuck in the background.
He ran after a girl at the park and didn’t even say hi to me.
He texted me: 'I'm going to ask her out. You're just a friend.'
He saw a girl in the grocery store and started talking to her like I wasn't there.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A friend who acts like you're not even real. Every time they see a girl, they forget everything and turn into a love-struck fool.
He waved at a girl and didn’t even look at me.
He said, 'I need to talk to her. You can just sit here.'
He texted me: 'She's beautiful. You're just a friend.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When your friend sees a girl and suddenly you're just a ghost. They’re so obsessed with love that they forget about you completely.
He saw a girl at the bus stop and completely ignored me.
He texted me: 'I'm going to flirt with her. You're just a friend.'
He walked right past me to say hi to a girl I didn’t even know.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A friend who acts like you're not there. They’re so obsessed with girls that they forget about you and turn into a love-sick maniac.
He ran after a girl and didn’t even say hi to me.
He texted me: 'I’m going to ask her out. You're just a friend.'
He waved at a girl and completely forgot I was there.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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