Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when your buddy talks you into a drink and you end up passing out on the bar floor like a dead animal

I tried to have one drink. Now I’m sleeping on the floor with a guy who thinks he’s a rockstar.

My friend said it was a ‘chill night.’ Now I’m hungover and my pants are on my head.

I went for a drink. Now the bar is closed and my face is red.

2

the sound you make when you throw a punch, drop a bomb, or just stare at someone like they owe you money

He made a *ka-kung* noise and then knocked me down like I was a kid.

She screamed *ka-kung* and I knew I was in trouble.

The guy in the movie did a *ka-kung* and it was awesome.

3

a guy who will slap you so hard that your unborn kids will start crying before they’re born

That guy slapped me so hard, my baby’s going to have a bruise before it’s born.

My cousin’s a kung. He slapped me and I felt it in my toes.

I asked him for a hug. He gave me a slap that could knock out a horse.

4

the Korean version of lol, but it can also be a curse word, a laugh, or a cry for help depending on how you say it

He said ‘a kung’ and I knew he was laughing at me.

She texted ‘a kung’ and I knew she was dying of laughter.

He yelled ‘a kung’ and I knew he was dead.

5

when you’re dating someone who looks like a donut and they think they’re hot

I’m dating a donut, and he thinks he’s a king.

My girlfriend is a donut and she thinks she’s a model.

I’m with a donut and he thinks he’s a superhero.

6

when you break something on purpose because you’re mad and you don’t care about the mess

I broke my mom’s plate because she yelled at me.

He smashed the window because he was mad.

She ripped up my homework because she hated me.

7

the greasy, flavorless part of kung pao that no one likes but everyone eats

I ate the greasy part of kung pao and it was like eating a bag of chips.

The greasy part of kung pao is the worst part.

I don’t like the greasy part of kung pao. It’s like eating a fried sock.