a kodak

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A total disaster. Like your mom’s hair after she uses a blow dryer as a weapon.

This trip was a Kodak. We got lost, ran out of gas, and my brother got bit by a raccoon.

My computer crashed because of a Kodak. Now I have to rewrite my entire life.

That pizza was a Kodak. It had hair in it, and it was still cold.

That wild dance Kodak Black does in his videos. It’s like watching a raccoon on meth try to seduce a robot.

That concert was a Kodak. I had to leave because my feet were numb and my brain was on fire.

He did a Kodak in the middle of the grocery store. People were staring.

I tried to do a Kodak and face-planted into a taco.

When your computer dies because of some stupid software. Like when your brain gets fried by too many math problems.

My hard drive died from a Kodak. I lost three years of my life.

That Kodak happened when I opened a file. It was like watching a cat fight a toaster.

My brother did a Kodak and now his computer is screaming for help.

Old, boring, and not cool. Like your grandpa’s socks after he forgets to wash them for a month.

That phone is a Kodak. It can’t even take a decent picture.

That shirt is a Kodak. It looks like it was worn by a dead raccoon.

That song is a Kodak. It’s like listening to your dad’s old mixtape.

Taking a picture of something awesome. Like when your mom takes a photo of you eating a whole pizza and then posts it on Facebook.

My mom did a Kodak of me eating a burger. It’s now my profile picture.

He did a Kodak of his dog doing a backflip. It went viral.

That Kodak was so bad, it made my teeth hurt.

A bad name for something. Like calling your pet a Kodak because it looks like it was hit by a truck.

That movie is a Kodak. It was worse than my math test.

That job is a Kodak. I got fired after three days.

That relationship is a Kodak. It ended with a scream and a pizza box.

When you don’t brush your teeth. It’s like your mouth is a raccoon’s hideout.

He had a Kodak. His breath was like a dead fish.

My sister had a Kodak. Her teeth were yellow and her tongue was green.

That kid had a Kodak. He looked like he lived in a garbage can.