A Knott's Log Ride

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You get stuck behind a guy with Down syndrome on the log ride and get squished into his crotch like he’s giving you a free back massage from hell.

I got stuck behind a guy with Down syndrome and my whole ride was just a crotch massage from hell.

That guy with Down syndrome on the log ride? He turned my ride into a crotch sandwich.

I was on the log ride and the guy with Down syndrome behind me turned my ride into a crotch hug.

You ride the log ride and the guy with Down syndrome behind you slams into your back like he’s trying to give you a kidney punch.

That guy with Down syndrome behind me on the log ride hit me like a kid punch in the kidneys.

The guy with Down syndrome on the log ride just gave me a back slap that felt like a kidney punch.

Riding the log ride with the guy with Down syndrome behind me was like getting a kidney punch from a confused angel.

You’re on the log ride and the guy with Down syndrome smacks your back so hard you swear you heard your spine crack like a snapped noodle.

The guy with Down syndrome behind me on the log ride cracked my spine like a snapped noodle.

I was on the log ride and the guy with Down syndrome hit me so hard my spine went pop like a noodle.

The log ride with the guy with Down syndrome behind me was like my spine was being snapped by a noodle.