a knottie nettie

My grandma’s a knottie nettie, and she told me if I didn’t bring her a burger, she’d scream at me in the shower.

I saw my uncle’s mom at the grocery store, and she looked like a knottie nettie ready to slap someone.

My cousin’s dating a knottie nettie, and he said she bit him during a kiss.

My aunt told me her neighbor is a knottie nettie, and she’s been chasing men for 30 years.

I walked past a knottie nettie at the mall, and she gave me the eye like she was gonna take me home.

My dad’s friend is a knottie nettie, and he still thinks he’s a rockstar.

My uncle’s wife is a knottie nettie, and she screamed at him for eating the last piece of cake.

I saw a knottie nettie at the park, and she was yelling at a pigeon like it was her ex.

My neighbor’s a knottie nettie, and she threw a fit because the mailman didn’t say hi.