Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a woman has holes in her nipples, and it's basically a public service announcement.

My girlfriend got her nipples pierced, and now it's like a commercial for a tattoo parlor.

She showed me her knockers and I nearly fainted from the amount of glitter.

Her knockers are so pierced, I think they’re trying to start a band.

2

Tits, hooters, bazookas, they’re all the same, but you gotta be a little big to earn the name.

My knockers are so big, they could be used as pillows during a family fight.

She called her knockers bazookas, and I believe her.

You can’t just call them zits and expect me to take it seriously.

3

A woman’s breasts, especially when they're bouncing around like they have a life of their own.

Her knockers were bouncing so hard, I thought they were going to fall out.

I asked her if her knockers had a second job, and she said yes.

Her knockers were wild, like they were auditioning for a dance show.

4

A pair of titties that are so good, they should be in a commercial.

Her knockers looked like they were made by a god and sold by a celebrity.

She walked in, and her knockers had me speechless.

Her knockers are so good, I want to take them to a movie.

5

One of those big, juicy breasts that people love to look at.

His favorite knockers are the ones that look like they’re about to explode.

She got a knockers and it was like a surprise party for her chest.

He called her knockers the best he's ever seen, and I believe him.

6

Big breasts, mostly from women who like to show them off.

Her knockers were so big, they could be used as a doorstop.

She showed off her knockers, and I thought I was in a fashion show.

Her knockers are so big, I think they're trying to take over the world.

7

A British way to say big breasts, like they’re from a different planet.

Her knockers are so British, I think they’re from a different planet.

He said her knockers were the British version of a titan.

Her knockers are so British, I think they have a tea break every day.