A Knights Humility

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What happens to a knight when they get their butt kicked in battle. It’s like when you get called out by your mom for eating all the pizza and still having the nerve to ask for seconds.
A knight gets trounced by a giant and then tries to blame the giant for being too tall.
A kid gets beat up at recess and still tries to brag about it at lunch.
A guy loses a bet and still tries to act like he didn’t lose.
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Something knights want so bad they’ll take a beating just to get it. It’s like when you’re in a fight and you’re getting smacked around, but you still think you’re gonna win.
A knight gets knocked off his horse and still tries to fight with a broken sword.
A kid gets tackled in football and still tries to claim the touchdown.
A guy loses a game of chicken and still swears he was right.
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When a knight realizes they’re not as tough as they thought. It’s like when you think you’re the toughest kid in class, but then someone new shows up and kicks your ass.
A knight gets bested by a peasant and still tries to act like it was a trick.
A kid loses a bet and tries to blame the dice.
A guy gets fired and still thinks he was just on a break.
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What happens when a knight gets humbled. It’s like when you get called out for being a total idiot and still think you’re cool.
A knight loses a duel and still tries to say the other guy had a lucky shot.
A kid gets made fun of and still walks into the cafeteria like nothing happened.
A guy gets dumped and still tries to hit on the same girl.
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When a knight learns their place. It’s like when you think you’re the boss, but then someone shows up and takes your spot.
A knight gets thrown off his horse and still tries to claim victory.
A kid gets picked last for a team and still acts like it was a mistake.
A guy gets fired and still thinks it’s a temporary thing.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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What happens when a knight realizes they’re not invincible. It’s like when you think you’re the toughest kid in school, but then someone shows up and beats you up in front of everyone.
A knight gets beaten and still tries to say it was a setup.
A kid gets picked on and still tries to act like he doesn’t care.
A guy gets dumped and still tries to be friends with his ex.
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