a klutz

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A person who can't walk without falling flat on their face like a pancake.
I walked into a door like it was my best friend.
I spilled my coffee on my shirt and my pants.
I tripped over nothing and landed on my elbow.
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A human disaster who trips, falls, and knocks things over like it's their full-time job.
I knocked over a whole shelf of books just by walking past it.
I dropped my phone in the toilet while trying to catch it.
I walked into a wall so hard I heard a thud.
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A person who looks like they were born to fall, trip, and crash into everything.
I walked into a door so hard it made a noise.
I tripped over my own feet and face-planted into the floor.
I dropped my plate and it shattered like it was a fancy show.
4
A person who is always bruised, scraped, and looking like they were in a fight with the furniture.
I bumped into a table and left a bruise on my shoulder.
I fell down the stairs and landed on my knees.
I walked into a door and my nose got a little squished.
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A person who is so clumsy they make a dog look coordinated.
I dropped my sandwich on the floor and it got stepped on.
I tripped over my own shoelace and fell into a chair.
I knocked over a glass of water and it soaked my pants.
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A human who is never without a new injury, like they are born to crash into everything.
I walked into a wall and my shoulder felt like it was on fire.
I dropped my phone in the pool and it turned into a waterlogged mess.
I fell on my back and it felt like I had a bunch of rocks in my spine.
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A person who is so clueless and clumsy they make a toddler look like a superhero.
I tripped over nothing and face-planted into the floor.
I walked into a door so hard it made a noise.
I dropped my plate and it shattered like it was a fancy show.
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