Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who can't walk without falling flat on their face like a pancake.

I walked into a door like it was my best friend.

I spilled my coffee on my shirt and my pants.

I tripped over nothing and landed on my elbow.

2

A human disaster who trips, falls, and knocks things over like it's their full-time job.

I knocked over a whole shelf of books just by walking past it.

I dropped my phone in the toilet while trying to catch it.

I walked into a wall so hard I heard a thud.

3

A person who looks like they were born to fall, trip, and crash into everything.

I walked into a door so hard it made a noise.

I tripped over my own feet and face-planted into the floor.

I dropped my plate and it shattered like it was a fancy show.

4

A person who is always bruised, scraped, and looking like they were in a fight with the furniture.

I bumped into a table and left a bruise on my shoulder.

I fell down the stairs and landed on my knees.

I walked into a door and my nose got a little squished.

5

A person who is so clumsy they make a dog look coordinated.

I dropped my sandwich on the floor and it got stepped on.

I tripped over my own shoelace and fell into a chair.

I knocked over a glass of water and it soaked my pants.

6

A human who is never without a new injury, like they are born to crash into everything.

I walked into a wall and my shoulder felt like it was on fire.

I dropped my phone in the pool and it turned into a waterlogged mess.

I fell on my back and it felt like I had a bunch of rocks in my spine.

7

A person who is so clueless and clumsy they make a toddler look like a superhero.

I tripped over nothing and face-planted into the floor.

I walked into a door so hard it made a noise.

I dropped my plate and it shattered like it was a fancy show.