Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So tasty it makes your tongue do the cha-cha. Like when you bite into a kiwi and your brain goes, 'oh my god, this is the best thing ever.'

Bro, this kiwi is like a flavor explosion. I'm in heaven.

I ate a kiwi and now I want to marry it.

This kiwi is so good, I think I'm going to die from happiness.

2

Making people think you're a brain-dead moron or trying to gross them out by doing weird stuff.

You tried to eat a kiwi like it was a taco, and now everyone thinks you're a lunatic.

He said 'kiwi' like it was a curse. We're all scared now.

She tried to throw a kiwi at me. It was the worst thing I've ever seen.

3

A person from New Zealand. They're like the cool kids of the world, but they don't know they're cool.

My cousin is a Kiwi, and he thinks he's the king of the world.

That guy is a Kiwi. He's got that whole 'I'm from New Zealand' vibe.

She's a Kiwi and thinks she's the most important person on Earth.

4

A song by Harry Styles that nobody listens to, even though it's the best song ever. It's like a secret message from the universe.

I heard this kiwi song and it changed my life forever.

This song is so good, it's like magic.

Why doesn't everyone know about this kiwi song? It's amazing!

5

A song by Harry Styles that's the most underrated thing ever. It's good, and you should listen to it now.

This kiwi song is the best, and I'm not lying.

I listened to this song, and now I love Harry Styles more than ever.

This kiwi song is so good, I think it's going to take over the world.

6

The best animal ever. It walks like a drunk guy and eats nuts like it's a job. 10/10, I would pet it again.

This kiwi is like the king of the animals.

I saw a kiwi and I instantly became its best friend.

This kiwi is the best animal in the whole wide world.

7

Someone who hates being confused with an Aussie, but secretly loves it when you get it right.

She's a Kiwi and gets super happy when people know the difference.

He tried to be a Kiwi, but he kept saying 'barbie' instead of 'barbecue.'

That person is a Kiwi and thinks Aussies are the worst.