A Kinsey

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A Kinsey is when you do something stupid or trip over something because you're too busy looking at your phone to notice.
I tried to walk across the hallway and fell flat on my face because I was too busy looking at my phone.
Kinsey tripped over a chair and face-planted the floor like it was her job.
Kinsey walked into a door and said 'That door was asking for a faceplant.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Kinsey is a girl who’s got fire in her belly but still manages to work her butt off. She’s a little bit of a pain in the ass but worth it because she won’t let you down.
Kinsey told me to shut up and then spent 3 hours working on her project.
She called me out in front of the whole class and then finished her homework in 10 minutes.
Kinsey threatened to break my leg if I didn’t help her with her math test.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Kinsey is a person who’s sick of looking up their name and seeing stuff that’s not even real.
Kinsey saw her name on a website with a guy and said, 'That’s not me.'
She got mad when she looked up her name and saw a picture of a cat wearing a hat.
Kinsey said, 'I’m not a sexual person, I’m just a normal person who got famous by accident.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Kinsey is a girl so good-looking that when you see her, you’re like, 'Why am I not that good-looking?' She’s beautiful, smart, and everyone wants her.
Kinsey walked in and I said, 'I wish I was that good-looking.'
She smiled at me and I instantly felt ugly.
Kinsey said, 'You’re not bad, but I’m better.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Kinsey is the strongest woman you’ll ever meet. She’s got a big booty, shiny hair, and a heart of gold. She’s the kind of girl who’ll fight for you and never let you go.
Kinsey told me she’d punch me if I didn’t help her with her project.
She had a big booty and a heart so big it could hold a whole class.
Kinsey stood up for me when no one else would, and I owe her my life.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Kinsey is a girl who’s kind, beautiful, and doesn’t like getting dirty. She’ll make your day just by being around.
Kinsey walked in and said, 'I’m going to make your day.'
She didn’t like getting dirty and got mad when I spilled juice on her shirt.
Kinsey said, 'I’m not dirty, I’m just clean.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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