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When a piece of crap hits the water before it falls.
That turd just touched the water before it fell, A King Edward!
He peed in the pool and it was a King Edward!
That sh1t wasn’t even ready to drop, it had a King Edward!
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The worst kind of annoying person who is always on forums and uses quotes like he’s in a debate with a goat.
He quoted a goat and called me a chump, that’s a King Edward!
He quoted Shaq Fu and got mad I didn’t know who that was, A King Edward!
He quoted a goat, a duck, and a pigeon, total King Edward!
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A totally sh1t place filled with people who smoke and never get anywhere.
That school is a total sh1t hole, A King Edward!
Full of people who smoke and don’t know where they’re going, that’s a King Edward!
A place where people smoke and never get anywhere, total King Edward!
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A fancy all-boys school where the kids are too posh and fight on Facebook like they’re in a royal family feud.
Those boys fight on Facebook like it’s a royal family feud, that’s King Edward!
They argue on Facebook and the teachers just sit there, A King Edward!
They fight on Facebook and never shut down, total King Edward!
5
A school that lets girls in and turns the basement into a meat market of used condoms and bad decisions.
That school lets girls in and the basement is full of used condoms, A King Edward!
They let girls in and the basement became a meat market, that’s a King Edward!
They let girls in and now the basement is a meat market, total King Edward!
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A school where teachers are useless and the students are all loud and obnoxious.
Teachers are sh1t and the students are loud, A King Edward!
That school is so loud and the teachers are useless, that’s a King Edward!
Teachers are useless and the students are loud, total King Edward!
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A school for rich kids who think they’re the best and never shut down even when it’s snowing.
That school never shuts down even when it’s snowing, A King Edward!
Rich kids who never shut down even in a blizzard, that’s a King Edward!
They never shut down even when it’s snowing, total King Edward!