Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Kieran is a world-killer. He’ll punch your face in for looking at him wrong.

I saw him once and he broke three chairs just for fun.

He kicked a door off its hinges because the door was ‘annoying’.

He once threw a kid out of a window for stealing his sandwich.

2

A Kieran has a cock so big it could be a planet. He can last forever in bed and still have energy to fight dragons.

He once bragged his cock was so big it could be a slide.

He told me he could put his cock on the ground and spin like a tornado.

He once said his cock was so long he could use it as a ladder.

3

A Kieran is nice, but don’t get too close or he might laugh at your dumb jokes.

He helped me with my math homework and then made fun of my hair.

He smiled at me when I fell off a chair.

He gave me a high-five and then called my mom a ‘dumb biker’.

4

A Kieran is the best at being sexy. Everyone wants to be with him.

He walked into a room and everyone turned their heads.

He winked at me and I got a heart attack.

He said ‘hi’ and I immediately wanted to date him.

5

A Kieran is weird but fun. He plays games and does everything with energy.

He once played a video game for 12 hours straight and still won.

He jumped out of a window just to prove he could.

He made me laugh so hard I cried.

6

A Kieran is a great friend. He’s crazy but it’s part of what makes him awesome.

He once dressed up as a chicken for my birthday.

He screamed at a tree and it fell over.

He told me he could talk to ghosts and I believed him.

7

A Kieran is the sexiest person ever. His cock is so big it could be a country.

He once told a girl he could take her to space with his cock.

He said he could be the president and still have time to flirt with everyone.

He once said his cock was so big it could be a rollercoaster.