A kick in the nuts

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A girl being mad and kicking you in the nuts so hard it feels like a truck hit your balls and your brain short circuits. You might cry, puke, and wish you were dead.
My ex kicked me in the nuts because I forgot her birthday. I cried like a baby and threw up in her driveway.
My brother got kicked in the nuts by his girlfriend. He screamed like a girl and cried for 10 minutes.
My friend got kicked in the nuts by his mom. He ran out of the house and didn't come back for a week.
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So bad it might make you call 911. It’s not a joke. It’s a life-or-death situation.
I got kicked in the nuts and called 911. I said I was dying and I wasn’t lying.
My cousin got kicked in the nuts and called his mom. She said she was coming over to help.
My neighbor got kicked in the nuts and called the police. He said he was being tortured.
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A girl’s way to get revenge or get what she wants. She’ll use her foot, knee, or even her thigh to make sure you’re in pain.
My girlfriend kicked me in the nuts because I didn’t clean my room. I stayed on the floor for an hour.
My friend’s girlfriend kicked him in the nuts because he cheated on her. He was too sore to walk for a day.
My brother got kicked in the nuts by his girlfriend because he didn’t bring her coffee. He cried like a baby.
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The best show ever. A man with a fake orange afro kicks people in the nuts for fun. It’s pure chaos.
That show is the best. I watch it every day. It’s like a party in my head.
My brother watches that show and laughs like a maniac. He says it’s the best thing ever.
I got kicked in the nuts by a man with a fake orange afro. It was the most embarrassing thing ever.
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It hurts so much you fall down and can’t move. You’re stuck there like a baby.
I got kicked in the nuts and fell down like a sack of potatoes. I couldn’t move for 10 minutes.
My friend got kicked in the nuts and just lay there like a dead man. He didn’t move for an hour.
My brother got kicked in the nuts and couldn’t get up. He was on the floor like a dog.
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When someone kicks your nuts so hard it feels like your balls are on fire. You’re stuck and can’t even think straight.
My girlfriend kicked me in the nuts so hard I felt like my balls were on fire. I couldn’t think straight for an hour.
My friend got kicked in the nuts by his brother. He was screaming and crying like a baby.
I got kicked in the nuts by my dad. I couldn’t move for the rest of the day.
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