Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When you're so desperate for a guy that you'd probably kiss your pet goldfish if it asked you.

Why is my goldfish getting more attention than I am? #Akiaramood

I just texted my ex's dog. It didn't respond. #Akiaramood

I'm crying in the cereal aisle. #Akiaramood

2

You're so lonely you'd take a guy who smells like old pizza just to stop being alone.

I'll date anyone. Even the guy who works at the pizza place. #Akiaramood

I asked my brother if he wanted to be my boyfriend. He said no. #Akiaramood

I'm eating pizza and crying. #Akiaramood

3

You're so lonely you're willing to fake a relationship just to make your friends stop laughing at you.

I told my friends I have a boyfriend. He's a ghost. #Akiaramood

I'm pretending my neighbor is my boyfriend. He's not. #Akiaramood

I'm dating my plant. It doesn't care. #Akiaramood

4

You're so lonely you're thinking about dating your math teacher just to stop being single.

My math teacher is the only one who listens to me. #Akiaramood

I asked my math teacher to be my boyfriend. He said no. #Akiaramood

I'm crying over my math test. #Akiaramood

5

You're so lonely you're even considering dating your mom just to stop being alone.

I told my mom I want to date her. She said I'm crazy. #Akiaramood

I'm dating my mom. She doesn't care. #Akiaramood

I'm crying in the kitchen. #Akiaramood

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You're so lonely you're thinking about dating your pet lizard just to stop being single.

I told my lizard I want to date him. He blinked. #Akiaramood

I'm dating my lizard. He doesn't care. #Akiaramood

I'm crying in the lizard's cage. #Akiaramood