a key (kilo)

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In Toronto, getting a key to the city usually means you’re getting a kilo of something way more useful than a lock.

I got a key to the city and a kilo of weed. The lock was just a bonus.

The mayor handed me a key and a kilo of cocaine. I didn’t even need the key.

They gave me a key to the city. I prefer my kilo of meth over any fancy door.

A key to the city in Toronto might just be a kilo of something you can eat or smoke.

They gave me a key to the city. I’m more excited about the kilo of chocolate than the key.

The key to the city was a kilo of weed. I skipped the ceremony.

I got a key and a kilo of weed. The key was just extra.

In Toronto, a key to the city is more like a kilo of something you can use to forget your problems.

They gave me a key to the city. I’m more interested in the kilo of weed.

I got a key and a kilo of weed. The key didn’t even matter.

The mayor gave me a key. I just wanted the kilo of weed.